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Smashing Pumpkins.

Posted in England, General, Halloween, Misanthropy, People, Useless information. with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 2, 2012 by MISANTHROPIST

 


I am known for be a calm person, I always have been because what’s the point of letting people piss you off? This month I have been very short-tempered, you might say it was my time of the month. A time of crisis and hardship. What a wonderful world we live in!

I was pretty pissed off the other day despite my best efforts to be calm and collected. During a walk on this cold Halloween night I was achieving Zen again until this happened. I’m walking past my local store on my way to a gas station and just getting past a group of three kids. Two girls and one boy. There was one girl in normal clothing, one dressed as a whore and the boy dressed in full hoodie apparel (Any British readers or European neighbors should know this one.) Anyway they asked me to get the cigarettes, they looked no older than 15. I said I didn’t have time, I was busy and kept walking to which the one dressed as a fat, undead whore made some sort of ape like grunt which was a jeer at me.

I ignored them and continued 100m until I stopped to debate whether it was worth walking the gas station ATM when it’s highly likely I have no funds. I continued on reasoning that the walk would be good for me. I continued on, on my way back I ran into them again which is when the one dressed as a fat undead whore said ”I thought you were busy you C**T!”

Already having a bad day here is where I lose my shit and tell her friend that ”she needs to shut her mates F**king mouth, Now.”
I went on to tell her I would pick her up by her ankles and drag her back to her parents house, not that they would have cared anyway most likely. Her male friend then decided to front me so I just told him to go for it if he thought he was big enough. Not my proudest moment really but I then explained to him that I have no problem with him or the other girl just the undead teletubby.

Now I shouldn’t have lost my shit like I did but hey why the fuck not? Their parents aren’t doing it. I never smoked at their age but the people who did asked someone to buy them cigarettes and even if they didn’t you said thanks anyway regardless. You had respect, what the hell has happened to kids these days. Am I getting old?

Just to round off here, Halloween was the shittiest day I’ve had in a very long time. Things like that, running into your friend who you don’t talk to anymore, do not make the day any better. Next year I’m going to put claymore mines up my garden path. We only had two trick or treaters this year but I’d rather be safe. Events as described in this post make me not want to have children. At one point I had someone ask me to borrow 60p for a bus journey. Nope. Nope. Nope. Seriously people are pissing me off a lot more lately. I’m back to normal now but people are still managing to annoy the crap out of me. As a final note I only saw around 10 trick or treaters in my entire area. That was strange.

Misanthropist.

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