Mosquitos

Lately I’ve been plagued by the little bastards. Every night I patrol my room looking for them, killing them as I see them. Just as I’m about to drift into sleep I hear ‘bzzzzzt.’ The little bastards drive me crazy. Conventional warfare has been unsuccessful so I’m going to start spraying the room an hour before bed. They are starting to disturb my sleep to the point that I hear ‘bzzzzt’ even when they’re not around.

-Misanthropist.

 

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